Girls Say the Silliest Things

So you all know that I teach middle school girl's PE. So on Tuesday this past week while teaching aerobics to my second period class this cute 7th grader comes up to me and the conversation went like this:

student: "Miss Baccus, can I go to the bathroom?"
Me:"Is it an emergency?" (I ask this of all my students, it tends to weed out those trying to get of participating)
student: " Yes, I feel something flowing very unexpectedly?"
Me:"Yes, of course, do you need a pad?"
student: "Please, I thought it wouldn't be coming this soon!"
(sent to TA to retrieve pad from the equipment room)
Me: giggle, giggle, giggle

I love the girls I teach. Just the way she said it I couldn't not giggle. "The something flowing very unexpectedly"........Where do they get lines like that? She quickly returned to aerobics as if nothing had happened. I later explained to her that my friends and I call feminine hygiene products party favors and she had a good giggle herself.